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Henry was only eloquent when contemplating his own debased nature.
“If a fifteen year old boy fantasizes about having sex with a fifteen year old girl, is that perverted?”
“No.”
“If he continues to have that same fantasy ever night for ten years, at what point exactly does he become a pervert?”
His twin sister thought it over as she got herself dressed. “On his eighteenth birthday?” she suggested, glancing over at the calendar.
Date Written: May 21, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.9
Comments:
05/21/2003 Ewan Snow (5): First rate short short, classic style...
05/27/2003 tankini (5): Very nice!
06/1/2003 qualcomm (3): This one leaves me quite cold. I don't get these 5 star ratings. What the fuck?
06/8/2003 Phony Millions (4): this one is dry, feldspar - a quality you might investigate.
07/16/2003 Dylan Danko (1): Disney's right. I cry foul!
07/16/2003 Will Disney: you'll never be danko at this rate, zimmerman.
07/16/2003 qualcomm (3): evans -- glancing over at the calendar you call dry -- come on!
07/17/2003 Will Disney: i think it's pretty dry.
07/17/2003 Dylan Danko (5): I meant to give it 4 stars and rate the Feldspar one low. Sorry Disney. I'm firmly in your camp.
07/17/2003 Will Disney: that's what i'm talking about, danko!
07/21/2003 qualcomm: Prangle's in your camp, Disney -- least I got that going for me.
07/21/2003 Jon Matza: Does anyone else enjoy fruit salad?
07/21/2003 Will Disney: interesting. i think that matza's comment below may be the first user comment that has nothing to do with the actual short it's a comment for.
08/10/2003 Dylan Danko: Feldspar, if you're going to say nasty things about me you could at least follow protocol. Very unprofessional. I almost feel bad for this Prangle guy.
05/15/2004 Mr. Pony (5): I love this one, very much. It's almost sweet.
05/22/2004 TheBuyer (4): This one is giving me feedback. Anyone else think it's a little fucked up getting hard over manage et trois with hot twins? Could you answer me quickly please, they're already getting really drunk, I don't want them to start without me.
05/22/2004 Will Disney: no, i think it's pretty cool, thebuyer.
10/10/2004 The Rid (4):