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Long, hard and full of seamen, the Los Angeles class submarine Nimitz sliced through the icy water like a big cock powered by twin turbine testicles.

Captain Shteubing was putting his new yeoman through her paces.

"NAV, CONN! Dive! Dive!" he bellowed, pushing her flaxen head down.

"That's right," he murmured, his head listing aft, "Plot a solution... up periscope... flooding tubes 1 & 2..."

Date Written: June 04, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.8

06/4/2003 Will Disney (5): this is a very good one
06/8/2003 Phony Millions (3): I think Feldspar is chanelling his inner 13 year old.
08/13/2003 Will Disney: Not a new joke, but a good one...
09/24/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Is it channeling if you leave it on all the time?
01/11/2005 John Slocum (3): Qual, you needed to do more with this one. You will do more with this one.
01/11/2005 qualcomm: oh, stop it, slocum. what do you want, more submarine cock jokes? you didn't quite get it, yes? forget to use your wine spitoon tonight, eh, what?
01/11/2005 qualcomm: disney, is there any legislation on the books preventing retards from voting? god, this fucking guy. i hate you, slocum, and i'm never drinking wine again, you fucking hooker.
01/11/2005 Ewan Snow: Yeah, the payoff on this one is right on. Slocum, did you realize that the yeoman was providing certain oral services to Captain Shteubing? You see, each of the submarine terms, such as "up periscope" and "flooding tubes" is actually code for sexiness.
01/11/2005 Litcube (4):