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The electromagnetic field surrounding the atoms that comprised Pantagruel’s fingertips collided with the electromagnetic field surrounding the atoms that comprised the fine nap of his new velvet jumpsuit, preventing the two sets of atoms from actually touching one another. Nevertheless, the jumpsuit ‘felt’ nice to Pantagruel.

Satisfied, he decided to store the jumpsuit in a cardboard box, inadvertently rendering it both there and not-there when he closed the lid.

Then he stored the box on the top shelf of his closet, increasing its potential energy by untold newtons.

Date Written: June 11, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
06/11/2003 anonymous (5):
06/11/2003 Mr. Pony (5): They told me I'd need science, and they were right.
07/22/2003 Dylan Danko: Fig Newtons?
08/17/2004 Ewan Snow (3): what do you call a potted plant on a high shelf? a high-pot-in-use!