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My grandfather's knee was strong and plaid.
He was nice, but
Who doesn't say that about his grandfather?
I don't remember a lot about him.
I hope he never touched me.
Though I'm a hundred percent sure my aunt played with
my balls in a wooden spoon when I was like six.

-Translated from Russian by Benjamin Maniacs

Date Written: June 17, 2003
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 3.25

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06/17/2004 Jon Matza: Shameless rip-off of a future Lerpa short.