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George found himself feeling hungry. He leaned over and started drinking the blood of the girl sitting next to him. After a few gulps, he leaned back and spit it out.

"Jees, your blood tastes awful. What have you been eating?" he asked her.

"Asparagus," she replied, weakly.

Fucking asparagus. George held his nose and went back in for the kill.

Date Written: June 21, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.5

07/18/2003 Will Disney (5): another strong outing by disney!
10/30/2004 TheBuyer (5): asparagus makes your urine stink too.
10/31/2004 Litcube (4): Athpergooth.