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Dylan Danko taught law at one of the very toughest high schools in New York City. This school had these extra large gym lockers and Dylan was in there one afternoon making love with one of the ladies who worked in the cafeteria.

Suddenly the locker door flung open and there was a crowd of students and cops and photographers with flashing cameras standing there looking looking at him and making a fuss.

The principal was there too. "It's illegal to have sex on school grounds, you know. It's statuatory rape!"

"But, boss," Dylan said, "take a look at her. She's an *old bag*. And listen, I teach *law* here at this school. You can't fuck with me."

The principal thought it over. "Well, okay. You've got me this time. But your next class starts in eight minutes, and you'd better not be late!"

Dylan smiled, preparing to swing the locker door shut. "Boss," he said, "that's five more minutes than I need."

Date Written: April 25, 2002
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.6667

04/22/2004 John Slocum (4): Ha Ha! Danko strikes again! Truth is, Danko can pump like a piston for hours.
04/22/2004 Ewan Snow (4): Yeah, it's pretty unbelievable how all of the old Dylan shorts keep showing up here. This one's pretty good.
04/22/2004 Will Disney: Seems like I'd better put up a section of the site dedicated to shorts about Dylan. We'll have to produce some more, of course...
04/22/2004 Dylan Danko: Yeah, Ewan, it is pretty unbelievable. Disney, again, I'm sorry I drove a wedge between you and Texxx but I think I've paid my dues. The cafeteria chick was totally hot though.
04/22/2004 Will Disney: dude, these shorts are "coming up" automatically...
04/22/2004 Dylan Danko: Yeah, like my middle finger! FU!
04/22/2004 qualcomm (3): the worst of the dylan shorts.
04/22/2004 John Slocum: I forgot to mention earlier this morning that the last sentence cracked me up for a variety of reasons. Fantastic!