home authors guest shorts graphical shorts
“Let h represent all your hopes and dreams. Let a represent your life’s accomplishments so far,” began Wellington Hambone, with a sense of satisfaction in his understanding of the world derived from a single undergrad course in Personametrics.
Linzie stopped crying for a moment, pulled her butt-plug out and listened real good.
“Let d represent the delta between h, and a, ie. d equals h minus a,” continued Wellington, his smug posture carefully calibrated. “Now as d (measured in teardrops) approaches infinity, as in your case, one finds that r, representing resistance to unwanted advances, approaches zero.”
“Ugghhmph!” Linzie grunted as Wellington’s Hambone sank in.
Date Written: June 22, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 0