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Adolf Hitler looked at his watch: 6:15, indicated the golden hands projecting from the swastika-shaped spindle. He tapped the watch to make sure something wasn’t stuck. Where was his supper?! He picked up his swastika salad fork and absentmindedly banged out some Wagner on the table. Finally, the double doors leading to the kitchen swung open and his faithful food taster appeared, carrying a silver serving tray with a tasteful swastika etched into its bottom.

“Your dinner, mein Fuehrer,” purred the taster, lifting the dome off the tray and revealing a beautifully marbled steak.

“First of all, I’m a vegan,” said Hitler. “Second, how come the grill-marks on this steak aren’t shaped like swastikas? Now, bring me a bowl of fresh swastikas in soy milk this instant!”

Date Written: June 22, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.5

06/22/2003 anonymous (5):
06/22/2003 anonymous (3):
06/22/2003 Ewan Snow (5): Good one...
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony (4): This explains quite a bit about Mr. Hitler.
12/9/2004 The Rid (5): Awesome.
12/9/2004 Jon Matza (5): I don't remember this one. Twin blade, brother.
12/9/2004 Dylan Danko (5): Yes
12/9/2004 Dylan Danko: First of all