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“This summer heat is killing me,” the businessman said.

“Really? I thought it was those cigarettes that were killing you,” his friend said. They both had a chuckle.

But actually it was pretty sad because really the businessman had lung cancer and he just didn’t know it yet.

Which of the following conclusions can be reasonably derived from the fictional interaction described above:
a) The businessman’s friend has Extra-Sensory Perception
b) It wasn’t really hot outside that day
c) The author suffers from premature ejaculation
d) Items A and B only

1. What are the effects of cigarettes on these characters and on society?
2. Can I fulfill you as a man and as a boyfriend if I am unable to perform sexually?

Date Written: June 27, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.5

06/27/2003 anonymous (5):
07/1/2003 Ewan Snow (4): Sort of high-concept but funny...
10/7/2004 Litcube (5):
10/7/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Well, that's just darling.
10/7/2004 TheBuyer (5): [censored]