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As the crowd at the "Seventeenth Annual Rape Victims Catillion" really started to swell, the line at the bar began to grow.

"Man, we're almost out of punch," said Frank, the member of the catering staff working the beverage station.

"Hey good thing were not at the "Survivors of Domestic Abuse Gala"," quipped Bob, his catering cohort, as he ladled a glass of punch in to a plastic cup. "Get it? Punch," said Bob, jovially elbowing his colleague in the ribs.

"Good thing we're not serving a drink called 'Dry Hate Fuck,'" Frank replied dryly.

"Yeah," Bob said.

Date Written: July 01, 2003
Author: scoop
Average Vote: 4.5

07/1/2003 anonymous (2):
07/1/2003 anonymous (5):
12/9/2003 Mr. Pony (5): You can almost see the joke overflowing its container and moistening the shoes of everyone in the room.
03/25/2004 anonymous (1): Too easy. Rape victims; domestic abuse victims.
05/25/2004 TheBuyer (5): I really hate that "too easy" anon voice, who was that masked asshole?
02/11/2007 Master Bates (5): yeah