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The Delorean's door gulled open in a cold white cloud. I stepped out into 1925. New York.

"Excuse me," I asked a passing gentleman, "But where might I find an Internet cafe?"

"What's Internet?" he said.

"I need to email someone!"

"Mail? If you want the post office, it's--"

"No, no, no - not snail mail-- Look, just tell me where I can find the nearest bar with a television. I want to watch the Space Shuttle launch, followed by President George W. Bush's address on the developments in Iraq today, Friday, February 20, 2004. Hey, by the way, how about that Scott Peterson murder trial?"

He gave me a funny look and walked away.

Then I did that same joke three more times

Date Written: July 02, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.8

Comments:
07/2/2003 Phony Millions (4): good for the masses, but a bit pedestrian for Feldspar - where's the bodliy excretions? Verb use of 'gull' brings it up to 4 stars though.
07/2/2003 Ewan Snow (5): That's so true!
07/5/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): Vwery fuuny andf orihginal. If there were four point fuibnve staresa I would have vetoed for thet. I'm drunk,
07/8/2003 scoop (1): The car door really "gulled" open huh? i guess its common for car doors to deveive, to cheat, to mislead, to trick, to defraud. No serioulsy, im sure it happens all the time. Cock rubber.
07/8/2003 qualcomm (5): what are you, fucking stupid, scoop? delorean. gullwing doors. etc. asshole.
02/13/2004 Mr. Pony (5): That's solid. No, it's more than solid.