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The dude what started it all was leaniní back on the hood of his AC Legend 2001 suckin' on some Billy D. juice and tryin' to dig out da hunnies but they wasnít giviní up the coochie. Thatís when the shanizzle hit the fashmizzle-nizzle. My boy, Two Percent, come over flashing da Sean Jean and waviní chedda like he was some kinda playa.
The dude jump off the AC and I know heís strappin' so I run to my hooptie. Before Iím in, I see the dude 187 Two Percent. I figured it was about some OPP cuz Two Percent was like that. He'd be tappin' your girls nappy while you taking a crappy.
I look over and Iím like ďYo, Trick Baby, you sure done him good. Looks like Two Percent gets da Gasface.Ē

And thatís when I knew he realized I was white. I tried offering him my varsity lacrosse sweater and then reluctantly held up my cherished pair of Italian whipstitched leather driving gloves. But the dude was unstirred. He wanted my coochie and I was going to give it to him.

Date Written: July 11, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 4.25

07/11/2003 anonymous (5):
07/11/2003 anonymous (2):
07/11/2003 Will Disney (4): i thought zimmerman was never going to write another short!
02/9/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Yeah. Better than mine.
06/18/2004 John Slocum (5): Laughed alot
07/2/2004 TheBuyer (5): Ha! THAT joke was better. Hi Dylan.
07/2/2004 John Slocum: "He'd be tappin' your girls nappy while you taking a crappy." Such is the genius of Danko.
07/2/2004 Mr. Pony (5): I love that signature Danko Majestic Desperation.
04/8/2005 Ewan Snow (4):
04/8/2005 Ewan Snow: Not me, I guess. I wasn't sure.
04/8/2005 qualcomm: did i vote on this shitter already?
04/8/2005 qualcomm: guess i did
04/8/2005 Mr. Pony: I'm not sure this needs the third paragraph to get its point across.
04/8/2005 qualcomm: or the first two, for that matter. f: slocum, buyer, pony.
04/8/2005 Mr. Pony: So I guess you didn't give it a very good vote.
04/8/2005 Dylan Danko: An anonymous 1 star I imagine.