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He was a man of action. He dressed in black and leather and sleeveless stuff that sort of accentuated his naturally sinewy arms. He came from a village of a third world sort of place. It was probably an island or some place where it rained a lot. He was sort of tan too. I think he spoke a language that sounds really bad ass when you add subtitles. Due to earlier tragedies involving foreign officials his family had been stripped of almost all worthfulness and he became a protector and carried a machete. He had a headband and went around being a great denizen of the old people and the cute girl he'd loved since childhood. Matter of fact: that CIA dude, or mystery agent man had it in for his whole country, his people and the good people of the world. Mr. Pony was in a tough battle and he almost barely died escaping some of the conflicts he was in. That said: this guy came back to his tiny village tent to kill him, but unbeknown to CIA guy: Pony has esp. Pony sensed his presence and knocked away the gun. They had a sword fight and of course, Pony won. At the end, Pony whacked off the bad man's pony tail and smelled it's rancid fragrance. He kept it in his pocket as a one man mission to fight good against evil. Pony then left his home and traveled by raft to America. He is still infiltrating bad guys but it's because he got a job at the CIA, shhhhhhh. He can do much more damage from the inside.

Date Written: April 25, 2010
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
04/27/2010 Litcube (3.5):
04/29/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (4):
05/1/2010 anonymous: Pony?
05/3/2010 Mr. Pony (4.5): Big points for style. Being the most objective person here, I can objectively say that the fact that this short is about me only helps my enjoyment of it a little.
05/3/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: Why thank you. It's pretty accurate. I think I forgot the bits about you carrying around bazookas and big guns. Were your arms bronzed, or not? I think I may have botched that part of the story as well.
08/18/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: I can vote right?
01/19/2011 TheBuyer (1): Not marked "Inside" and the only "Inside" short you have in your file - that is the only good joke in this horseshit thing and the buildup wasn't worth it.