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I still think about my first fuck. Does the fact that I'm now 31 and masturbating to the memory of a teenager make me a pedophile?

Or is it the fact that I molest 12-year-olds, Mr. Judgmental?

Date Written: July 16, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.7143

07/16/2003 anonymous (2):
07/16/2003 Dylan Danko (4): If does if she was 16 and you were 30
07/16/2003 Phony Millions (3): Sublimate thy plesures, wanker.
07/16/2003 Will Disney: i dunno. anyone care to compare and contrast?
07/16/2003 qualcomm (5): i agree with disney -- mine is a vast improvement
07/16/2003 Will Disney: that's nice. i admire courage in the face of failure. the dates speak for themselves.
07/18/2003 Mr. Pony (5): Baskets of gold. My sisters laughed with their mouths.
06/7/2004 Will Disney: derivative
11/19/2004 The Rid (3): If the narrator uses the word "molest," isn't he already judging himself?
11/19/2004 qualcomm: sort of the point, but fu, rid
12/8/2004 The Rid: Why did I 3-star this short? It's really funny! Can someone offer a 5-star correction?
12/8/2004 TheBuyer (5): not corrective, but still five stars for brevity, moodtone, lar lar lar, various reasons, hump-tent, ass hole, Cammie, the children, god bless the children, f u, craft, etc.
12/8/2004 TREE (4): Not sure I understand this. Should he not masturbate to teenager in his fantasy? or should he not have fucked her last week?