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Peter couldn’t sleep. His empty bed was kicking his ass.
“You’re a loser, dude,” it was saying.
“Is that all?” Peter asked.
“You’re a loser,” the bed went on. “And if you don’t stop dribbling bodily fluids into me I’m going to send out an army of bedbugs to lay eggs in your ears while you're asleep.”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” said Peter.
Date Written: July 28, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.7