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Space-date 25 ½.

Captain's log, brown and stinky. The Challenger just returned from two weeks R & R. I think the crew was expecting shore leave, but we only had time for a rest stop in a gaseous brown cloud near Uranus. No Klingon activity to report. The mess hall was serving Chinese food this evening. I ordered the #2 with brown sauce – tasted kind of funny. There have been reports of a large log-shaped object floating in space. Don't think it's destroying planets, or anything; it's just a floater... We are now on an intercept course, but still don't have a plan for what to do when we meet this space log. Mr. Roma has suggested poking it with a stick. It's our only chance.

Date Written: July 30, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.3125

07/30/2003 anonymous (5):
08/3/2003 Will Disney (5): Was there corn in that Chinese food order?
08/27/2003 Ewan Snow: No.
11/10/2003 scoop (4): It's our only "opportunity."
06/25/2004 TheBuyer (4): You're right Auth, the universe is a big, giant toilet..
05/7/2005 John Slocum (4): a fine piece of work.
05/9/2005 The Rid (5): This is a 5-star short.
08/19/2005 Shane (4): {grimace}
08/19/2005 Mr. Pony (3.5): {hamburgler}