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Jon Feldspar’s cat looked at itself in the mirror.
“Holy fucking shit. Where are my ears?” it asked itself.
Date Written: August 03, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 5
Comments:
08/18/2003 Will Disney (5): five stars!
04/1/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Five more! That thing's freakness is only eclipsed by Feldspar's OTHER cat!
01/16/2005 TheBuyer (5): it counts!
01/16/2005 scoop: Will H. Disney looked at itself in the mirror.
"Holy fucking shit. Where is my muppety fucking gullet?" Will asked itself.
"Oh there it is." Will reassured itself seeing it just beneath its head.
01/17/2005 Dick Vomit: Jon Feldspar's other cat stared at its own chin. What choice did it have?
07/5/2005 Will Disney: Funny story. I woke up on Sunday morning with this little monster staring right at me.
07/5/2005 scoop: That's not a very funny story, Will. Not funny at all.
07/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Pretty funny when you consider the two other monsters he woke up next to.