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The Clapp & Treat cashier rang up my “Ugly Stick” fishing rod.
“Some say Jesus was a fisher,” he farted.
“I say he was an asshole.”
Fuckin’ Jesus. That and 49 cents will buy you a pouch of Big League Chew.
I headed over to Dairy Mart to get some. Then home, to see if this little baby really could be bent in a circle.
Date Written: August 04, 2003Comments:
Average Vote: 4.1429
08/4/2003 anonymous (5):
08/4/2003 anonymous (4):
12/10/2003 Ewan Snow (4): This is a good one. I must have missed it when it came out...
01/10/2004 scoop (4): when you quote your own shit, don't forget about inflation, ass hole.
10/29/2004 TheBuyer (4): bobbing for crabs in the ugly pond
10/29/2004 Mr. Joshua (5):
10/29/2004 John Slocum (3):
10/29/2004 qualcomm: slocum, did you three this because the correct spelling is actually "Ugly Stik"? sorry about that, guy?
10/29/2004 qualcomm: or maybe you just didn't realize what an awesome reference i was making