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“Tarpit Crapulenza said this place was real horny,” Clarence whispered as we were whisked past the velvet rope. Inside the scene was real horny. We fucked into a booth in the corner and ordered two Cum Guzzlers. Fuckin’ A!

Date Written: August 04, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 1

08/4/2003 anonymous (1):
06/22/2004 qualcomm: um...
06/22/2004 Ewan Snow: Yeah, shit. This is one of those fragments I found on my hard drive and just submitted figuring nobody would read it anyway. "Tarpit Crapulenza" is the only thing it's got going for it.
06/22/2004 qualcomm: that's true. i remember that name, and i seem to remember it attached to a fuller short.