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The user testing session was not going very well. Joe, the test subject, had mounted the test area and was humping the space between the tables.

"The subject demonstrates powerful glutes," Marlene commented. "What is your recommendation, doctor?"

"Push the tables together to immobilize the subject," the doctor said, his nose pressed up against the one-way mirror. The glass in front of him began to fog up. "And order another dose."

Date Written: August 06, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.5

01/28/2004 Lenny (5): Why has no one commented on this? Wonderful! It reads like a demented Far Side strip. I now want to wedge "demonstrates powerful glutes" in my vernacular somehow.
06/1/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Heh.