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“Oh God!” screamed Bud. “I got here as fast as I could. My poor boy! Are you okay?”
“Shhhhhh!” said Lilly. “He’s sleeping.”
“What happened? What’s going on?”
“It was hackers!”
“They hacked into his penis?”
“What?! Did the hack it off???”
“No, you idiot, computer hackers.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Dr. Putzmangler is running some tests. They think that hackers hacked into our son’s penis. His penis!”
“Why? How?”
“They’re not sure, but they think it was through the pee hole.”
“What did they do, these hackers?”
“They think it was more vandalism than anything really malicious. It’s all better now, but they gave our teenage son a huge boner.”
“A boner…”
“Those bastards! They hack into penises now and give people boners?!”
“Uh… honey…”
“What’s this country coming to? My poor son!”
“Oh, honey… don’t look now, but I think they’re hacking in again…”

Date Written: August 06, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

08/6/2003 anonymous (3):
12/19/2003 Benny Maniacs (3): Strange, yet goofy. Could have been great.
12/20/2003 Ewan Snow: Oh, come on Benny, this is better than three stars. Are you kidding me?
06/15/2004 John Slocum (4): Agreed
06/15/2004 TheBuyer (4): I'm really digging the silly ones today. I like medicine.
06/15/2004 Mr. Pony (4): I agree with both Ewan and Benny.
06/15/2004 Jon Matza (5): I'm sure I gave this a five back in the "day". Strange eventualities are afoot.
06/15/2004 Mr. Joshua (5): Perhaps the best dialogue in the history of AcmeShorts.