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"Bad touch." said Suzy to Uncle Bob. She tugged down her pink mushroom skirt and glared at him accusingly.

"Well, uh...gee, Suzy..." Bob started, guiltily....

"I mean it, Uncle Bob, really bad. What are those hands? Or footballs."

"What, I...."

"Oh, save the 'It's our little secret.' schpiel. I'm telling all the cousins. Everyone should know what a clod you are."

Date Written: August 07, 2003
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 4.8

08/7/2003 anonymous (5):
08/7/2003 Will Disney (5): wonderful content
02/7/2004 Phony Millions (4): I like this one because Suzy's not vicitmized by Uncle Bob at all; she's just a hard-ass and ridicules him.
07/6/2004 TheBuyer (5): !
07/6/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Yes...Yes!
03/7/2005 deliciousbrains: Suzy's kind of a bitch.