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"Kill me"
"Are you sure?"
"No, I mean now!"
"I just did."
"What happens now?"
"Don't know"
"I don't feel anything."
"Maybe the battery's dead."
"What battery?"
"The one from the past."
"Maybe you forgot to gargle"
"I never forget to gargle"
"Stop playing the guitar and go and gargle"
"It's not a guitar it's a crisis. And you know I don't know how to gargle"
"Whatever, dude"

Date Written: August 10, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 3.625

08/12/2003 Ewan Snow (4): Is this a true story?
09/1/2003 Jon Matza: I think the format you used is confusing to the reader. Here it sounds as if two people were talking, when in fact it was only one person speaking aloud to him/herself.
10/14/2003 Dylan Danko: It's not a person it's a tricycle
02/2/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Saaaay, that's a hidden gem!
07/27/2004 TheBuyer (5): Heya Dylan Danko.
02/14/2006 qualcomm (0.5): hi there, danko.
02/14/2006 scoop: Zing!
02/14/2006 Dylan Danko: yes, zing indeed! Thank god QC's vote has nothing to do with the short otherwise my feelings would be hurt.