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Luckily, Henry’s contraption was battery-powered, so it didn't stop when the lights went out.

“Honey, did we blow a fuse?” he heard his wife asking. She was standing outside the locked den door.

“Uhhhh, hold on, dear. I’ll be right there,” Henry grunted.

“Honey, it looks like the neighbor’s lights are out too,” his wife said. “And what’s the buzzing noise in there?”

“ERRRRGH don’t worry dear I’ll be out in one MINUTE,” he answered, flipping the power switch up to “Critical”. “OH JEEESUUUS.”

Date Written: August 17, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.375

08/18/2003 anonymous: this is a test of our new anonymous posting feature...
08/19/2003 anonymous: This short has certain qualities that I'm not at liberty to comment on at this point in time, much to regret, due to a number of factors I am not at liberty to disclose.
08/27/2003 Ewan Snow (4): Clearly autobiographical, but informative... At least Disney can laugh at himself.
07/3/2004 TheBuyer (5): I have to throw up. Not from this. Totally not. From booze.
07/3/2004 John Slocum (4): zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (that's the buzz of the executive rear admiral)
07/16/2005 Litcube (4.5): They don't make em' like they used to.