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Henry sidled up to the bar, next to the good-looking brunette.

“Hey there,” he said.

“Hey,” she replied.

Henry ordered a drink and then turned back to the brunette.

“Say, is your daddy a thief?” he asked her.

She shook her head, smiling a little bit. “No. Why?”

“Because where’s my fucking wallet?”

The brunette took an apprehensive step back. “Huh?”

“WHERE IS IT?” Henry screamed.

Date Written: September 02, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.75

09/2/2003 anonymous (5):
09/2/2003 qualcomm (4): from now on i only vote on shorts that make me laugh aloud. this one got one big ha.
09/3/2003 Texxx (4): hilarious
09/5/2003 Will Disney: if it was so funny how come i didn't get five stars?
10/24/2003 Texxx: Can I vote twice for this one? I want to revise my 4-star rating to 5-stars.
06/4/2004 TheBuyer (5): nice shoes.
06/4/2004 John Slocum (5): 5 it is - big time laugh out of Sloc-dawg.
06/5/2004 Mr. Pony (5):
06/5/2004 scoop: Pony, you set my heart alight with raging bon signifires.
06/5/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/5/2004 scoop: :0]
06/5/2004 TheBuyer: Hey, is your father a baker?
06/5/2004 TheBuyer: No?

06/5/2004 qualcomm: i owe you a star, disney
06/5/2004 scoop (5): This is short AND funny. Well-Done!
06/6/2005 The Rid (5): Gut-busting. Well done!