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True Story -- 1985
Feldspar had a sparkle in his eye as he told the story. “Mr. Bulmier sent a note to Shane’s mom.” He leaned in close for the best part, “it said Shane was feeling his own oats. You know what that means?”
“No,” I said.
Feldspar looked both ways to make sure nobody was watching and began pumping his fist into his crotch. “It means whacking off,” he said, in case I still didn’t understand.
Date Written: September 05, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
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