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Frank was hungry as beat all. He sat down, dangled his legs off the I-beam, and opened his ol' lunch pail. A fat, uncooked ostrich egg lay inside.

He checked to see none of the other fellas was watching. Tucking his chin furtively against his chest, he unhinged his lower jaw and wrapped his maw around the egg. Frank's eyetooth, mounted to the roof of his mouth and equipped with a rudimentary muscle at its base, scratched for purchase on the shell’s smooth surface. It caught on a small imperfection and pierced the leathery crust. Warm albumen, yolk, and chunks of embryo gushed from the torn shell, flowing toward Frank's cecum at an unhurried pace, just as leisurely as a Puerto Rican on a smoking break.

He chewed the shell up into a fine mash and swallowed that too. Made for good roughage. And lord knew he needed it – Frank hadn’t pooped in months and it was almost hibernatin’ time.

Date Written: September 19, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.2222

Comments:
09/19/2003 anonymous (1):
09/19/2003 Ewan Snow (5): First rate. I like these arbitrary image combination shorts.
12/16/2003 Phony Millions (4): Hadn't seen this one - very Feldspar.
04/7/2004 scoop (5): Look everyone a portentous short by Feldspar foreshadowing the eating habits of The Lerpa before his monumentous winter gestation.
04/21/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): That is so punk.
08/23/2004 Dick Vomit (5): Wow, I really like this. My vote should be diminished, though, by 25-50%, say. YOU FUCKS
08/23/2004 John Slocum (4): wonderful
08/23/2004 Mr. Pony (5): That is so rad.
08/23/2004 TheBuyer (5): 'flowing toward Frank's cecum at an unhurried pace'