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The Dalai’s “llama” spit viciously, as llama’s are known to do, covering the eager young brunette in holy DNA.

“Degradation is in the eye of the beholder,” the Lama advised her.

"Yes!" she said. "And in my eye too! And on my cheek!"

Date Written: September 22, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4

09/22/2003 anonymous (4):
09/22/2003 Will Disney: this is the 300th author short posted!
09/22/2003 Dylan Danko (4): I don't know if the Dalai's llama bit was good or bad so i decided to err on the side of generosity thereby pissing off Feldspar, Matza.
09/22/2003 Will Disney: hmmmm? why would they be pissed off? because they don't like generosity?
09/23/2003 Texxx (2): I don't know. This reminds me of a Henny Youngman routine, or something.
09/23/2003 Will Disney: that's funny. it reminds me of the last evening i spent with your girlfriend!
09/24/2003 Jon Matza (4): I liked this one. Extra points for "Advised".
08/28/2004 Pix (4): Bodily fluids in the eye suck.
08/29/2004 Will Disney: yay! pix!
08/29/2004 Pix: Awe! Will, did you miss me??
08/29/2004 Litcube (5): That was retarded.
08/29/2004 Will Disney: yes I do / it was!
02/23/2005 The Rid (5): Wicked.