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It wasn’t that Pete liked the beatings, but rather, that he missed the beatings.

“A sense of self,” he would shout out, when struck by the paddle.

“What?” she would yell.

“A SENSELESS WELT,” he would scream, correcting himself.

Date Written: October 01, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
10/22/2003 Will Disney: come on - this is a good one!
05/15/2004 TheBuyer (4): Freudian slipped disk
01/11/2005 John Slocum (4): Agreed, king disney.