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The mayor of the decaying urban center fingered the fine gold chain that snaked around his waistcoat's ample circumference. He palpated his turgid paunch. Then he fingered his white handlebar moustaches, of which he was very proud. With his other hand, he fingered the elaborate, sheepskin calendar on his green leather desktop. The top of the calendar read, "January, 2000".

"Damn," the mayor said, "An election year!"

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.2

12/30/1899 anonymous (5):
04/26/2004 Ewan Snow (5):
04/26/2004 Jon Matza (4): I choose not to vote on this short.
04/26/2004 scoop (4): Rock the vote, dude.
04/26/2004 John Slocum (4): I won't vote either, matza, although I'm always impressed with a very short short that's funny. The Lerpa: did you catch the Chelsea/Newcastle contest?
05/22/2004 TheBuyer (4): Voting is for fat ladies and old men.