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In certain indigenous Amazon tribes, it is customary for a new husband to perform fellatio on his father-in-law whenever so requested for the first few years of marriage.

Among the bush people of Mozambique, villagers hang a communal receptacle for male ejaculate in the town square. When it is full, the mixture is combined with wild grains and fermented, then consumed in a ritualized drinking contest.

For an Inuit, it would be an unforgivable insult to deny a houseguest the favors of your wife for the evening.

In light of all this, doesn't your balking at a little "anal mish" seem a bit churlish?

Date Written: November 04, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
11/4/2003 anonymous (4):
11/4/2003 Dylan Danko: ...Are you talking to ME??
11/5/2003 Phony Millions (4): Our modern-day Voltaire Feldspar, making us question our anal mores.
08/17/2004 Ewan Snow: I'd give this a three too, but I'm done with you.