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Dear AcmeShorts.com,

Lately, the frequency and volume of my leukorrhea have increased dramatically. Too, the color of my leukorrhea has changed from off-white to deep ochre. Should I be concerned, and can I continue using my leukorrhea to feed my plants, cats and children?

Thanks,

Beula B. Rottencrotch.

Date Written: November 04, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.75

Comments:
11/4/2003 anonymous (2):
11/5/2003 Phony Millions: hopefully not autobiographical, feldspar. For your sake and your children.
11/10/2003 scoop (4): lo-lo-lo-chia. i can feel it, coming in the air tonight.
10/31/2004 TheBuyer (4): leukorrhea
11/2/2012 unklespaz (5):