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The quantum physicist, an asshole, glued the final piece of cotton onto his doomsday device. The little prick was gonna blow up the world.

"Now they'll pay," he snivelled, reliving the painful memory of last month's science fair at the Y (Dick Gregario had hosted ), when all the other string theorists had mocked him for being such a twerp. "Pay for laughing at my theory that the universe has 12, rather than 11, dimensions!"

Date Written: November 11, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.6667

11/11/2003 anonymous (1):
06/10/2004 TheBuyer (5): holy moly [push glasses back up] i get it! I GET IT!
08/13/2004 TheBuyer: String theory meshes quantum theory with the theory of relativity. I get it.
08/13/2004 Litcube (5): I *totally* don't get it, but the thought of an additional fudge factor to permit the existence vibrating filaments *totally* gives me a 3/4 wood.