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Ever since his comedic masterstroke about krauts farting inside their panzers, PFC Feldspar became the most popular grunt in the platoon. I mean, there's frontline tomfoolery, and then there's the kind of genius old Summer Sausage pulled out of his ass right in the middle of that Ardennes shitstorm, went the opinion of the other dogfaces (geez, they were a swell buncha guys).
Feldspar mulled it over while cleaning his rifle, Genia (named after his Polish wetnurse). This evening, for sure, he would announce the new way of things: he would no longer be called Summer Sausage; henceforth, his nickname would be Gibraltar Candytuft.
Date Written: November 11, 2003
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