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Hey, it's great to be back in the Poconos, the cheap tin buckle in the borscht belt!
Seriously, I feel great, though. I mean, whose self-esteem wouldn't skyrocket in a room full of dying geezers?
That was a joke, folks. Listen, how about I tell you when the punchline's coming next time?
Hey grandpa, nice to meet you, what's your name? Sam, huh? Well, listen, Sam, let me ask you something: when's the last time you had an erection?
Is this your wife? Hey, baby, what's shaking? I mean, other than your hands? No really, though, is that your natural hair color, or did you get it dyed by a smurf?
You look like an oil painting. Come on, people, I've seen livelier crowds at the Holocaust Museum!
Ah, fuck all of you kikes, I'm outta here.
Date Written: November 20, 2003
Average Vote: 4.2