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"Baldy" Jack rose from his bed. He would be nothing but a footnote in history - he knew it. It would read like this:

(3) Police were never able to identify the man who had left the human feces at the finish line of the New York Marathon. However, DNA samples taken from the smear indicated that the donor was small-penised and had a Napoleon complex.

"Baldy" thought about it. It wasn't much to be proud of.

Date Written: November 21, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.6667

11/24/2003 Texxx (3): Nice work - although the last lines take some of the 'punch' away, in my mind.
11/24/2003 Will Disney: ahhh screw you texxx!
11/24/2003 Texxx: I'm onto you, Baldy Eisner!
11/24/2003 Texxx: I'm onto you, Baldy Eisner!
11/24/2003 Will Disney: okay okay you don't have to say it twice.
11/24/2003 Phony Millions (4): I like the ending; it's kind of 'bald.'
03/14/2005 The Rid (4): Disney shorts are great.