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Captain James T. Kirk from his therapist's couch:

Once, when I was a child, I had a fever; my hands felt just like two ballons. Now I have ...that feeling once again, I cannot put my finger on it now; the child has grown ~ the dream has gone; I, have, become: comfortably numb.

Date Written: November 22, 2003
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 2.5

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