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Lacking the necessary enzymes to digest the entire rabbit at once, Stanislaus deOlivera decided to "chew" his catch.
"That will never work!" ejaculated Trip LeVue. He picked up the rabbit by its haunches and popped it down his open gullet.
Stanislaus eyed LeVue with awe as the carcass disappeared down his open throat.
"So, Trip," said Stanislaus, with his hands up to no good deep within his pockets, "what are you doing Friday night?"
Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4