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Lacking the necessary enzymes to digest the entire rabbit at once, Stanislaus deOlivera decided to "chew" his catch.

"That will never work!" ejaculated Trip LeVue. He picked up the rabbit by its haunches and popped it down his open gullet.

Stanislaus eyed LeVue with awe as the carcass disappeared down his open throat.

"So, Trip," said Stanislaus, with his hands up to no good deep within his pockets, "what are you doing Friday night?"

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

12/30/1899 anonymous (5):
05/14/2003 qualcomm (4): so let me get this straight: deolivera is turned on by levue's ability to swallow rabbits whole? splendid 1st sentence.
07/9/2004 scoop (4): Great lede, Snow.
07/10/2004 TheBuyer (4):