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Chad was at his 10-year high school reunion. “Oh, this is going to be great,” he was telling Charlie, his old buddy. Chad had brought an overhead projector with him. His plan was to project his dick onto the wall.
“Oh, this is going to be funny,” Chad was saying.
Someone was up on the stage making announcements. Chad took advantage of the opportunity. He plugged in the projector and turned it on so it was shining right next to the person on the stage. And then he placed his dick onto the projector tray.
And there it was, his dick on the wall.
“Look – Chad has a crooked dick,” some girl shouted. Suddenly, everyone was laughing at him.
“And look – it’s smaller than it was when Chad did this in 10th grade. His dick has shrunk!” another girl shouted.
Chad looked down at his dick. The girls were right – it was crooked and shrunk. Apparently, he hadn’t thought this prank through.
Date Written: December 02, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.76923
Comments:
12/2/2003 Dylan Danko (5): Dude, damn good!
12/3/2003 anonymous (4):
12/3/2003 Texxx (4): Is this autobiographical?
12/3/2003 Will Disney: i dunno. semi-autobiographical? not the reunion part, i mean.
12/4/2003 Phony Millions (5): A-1 Prime Disney here. Disney has a nice way of making the endings of his shorts tastfully anti-climatic. He could really go further with this one but prudently wraps it up.
12/4/2003 qualcomm (4): yeah, this has that disney deadpan thing we all love, and totally erases the sin of his previous submission.
12/4/2003 Will Disney: good. i feel redeemed. still, that thanksgiving short was a *gem*.
12/4/2003 Jon Matza: was not...
12/4/2003 Will Disney: was too?
05/1/2004 scoop (5):
05/20/2004 Mr. Pony (5): This is all perfect!
05/20/2004 Ewan Snow (5): Yeah, I laughed.
07/17/2004 TheBuyer (5): mmm, random Disney goodness. ya. hot.
09/13/2004 John Slocum (5): Disney for president!
11/1/2004 The Rid (5): Yeah. Some real identification here.
11/1/2004 Litcube (5): Another classic Will Disney short. Dude, you're the king.
11/25/2005 qualcomm: once again, masterful use of the disney gerund -- “Oh, this is going to be great,” he was telling Charlie....
11/25/2005 Will Disney: I hate you!
11/25/2005 qualcomm: but i'm serious. i really like the disney gerund.
11/29/2005 Dylan Danko: Disneying???
03/22/2007 Master Bates (5): Ha! optical illusion?