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Dear Santa Claus,

First of all, no thanks at all for the present you gave me last year, which was no daddy. I miss my daddy!

Second of all, this year for my present I'd like you to make Mrs. Atkinson my English teacher go away. Can you please take her in your sleigh and bring her into space and then throw her into the sun? This would be really great for me.

NOTE: please make sure you don't accidentally throw her into heaven because I don't want daddy to have to deal with her.

Love,
Sally

Date Written: December 04, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.08333

Comments:
12/6/2003 anonymous (1):
12/6/2003 Phony Millions: Will's kid-vernacular just in time for the holidays.
01/30/2004 Dylan Danko (4): The first couple lines are worth 4 stars.
03/24/2004 scoop (5): Thanks for the link, Lewis, this made me laugh. I haven't seen this one before. And laughing's been something that's real difficult for me to do since I lost my own father recently.
03/24/2004 Jon Matza: This self-promo effort may well backfire, but my own pre-Disney Santa short never received adequate attention/remuneration, in my opinion.
06/9/2004 TheBuyer (5): peace be with you
06/21/2004 Mr. Pony (5):
05/26/2005 John Slocum (4.5): A lovely effort, but a half star less than Matza's because I like his better.