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"Oooh!" In unison, the group of women in their early 30s squealed with unfeigned delight. Small wonder, for the baby had once again shifted in its feces-laden diaper.

Date Written: December 04, 2003
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 4.57143

Comments:
12/7/2003 anonymous (5):
12/7/2003 Will Disney: wow - 28 words!
12/7/2003 Dylan Danko (4): Bravo!
12/7/2003 anonymous: that's so weird... i was doing a google search for "feces-laden diaper" and this came up
12/7/2003 Ewan Snow: I don't see what's so funny about a poopy diaper. It's perfectly natural...
12/24/2003 anonymous (4): Disturbing.
05/14/2004 TheBuyer (5): reminds me of Seinfeld, "Fasten your seatbelts we're goin to see the baby!"
05/15/2004 Pix (4): Though I visualize "shitted" or "shat" rather than "shifted" to be more appropriate.
01/22/2005 Will Disney: 1.2 years later and we're still #1 on Google for 'feces-laden diaper'! Go Acme!
01/23/2005 Pusher Robot: PAK CHOOIE UNF
07/28/2005 Partytime (5): This is genius.
07/28/2005 Mr. Pony (5): This short is a model of clarity and purpose. It stands tall and focuses on a point on the horizon.
04/6/2011 Dylan Danko: I owe Matza a star.