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Dear Rita,
I think about you all the time and I love you so much I don't know how to explain all the feelings I have. I love your vagina and not just in a sexual way. I want to take care of it. If it gets sick, I want to take it to the doctor and smear it with medicine. I want to be kind to your rectum too. Not just fuck it and fill it with goop (like some guys I know), but care for it real special and treat it right, like a lady. I could give it enemas maybe. Or take its temperature. Same goes for yer tits. I'd take them out and treat them like they was normal. I wouldn't stare at them or always be grabbing 'em and I'd be sure to put a bra on them that had plenty of support. I know this letter may be sort of mushy or whatever, but I have special feeling feelings and I ain't afraid to show my vulnerables.
Love,
Terrence
Date Written: December 06, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.6667
In contrast, this one made me laugh out loud...
12/11/2003 Phony Millions (4): Nice. Using 'vulnerables' like that reminds me of how Molly Bloom uses the word 'monthlies' to describe her period. Cute, hamster-like humanity.
12/11/2003 Ewan Snow: No, it wasn't a serious question. I know exactly what people want. I'm just sick of writing it...
05/27/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Overflowing!
05/27/2004 qualcomm: shoulda given this a fiver.
12/14/2004 John Slocum (5): I care for this short real special.
02/1/2005 Cyrus (5): you can never see my vulnerables.
03/21/2005 Shomer Shabbas (5):
04/25/2005 TheBuyer (5):