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“I love living on this spaceship,” Joe was saying. “I’m really excited about colonizing that new planet.”

Janet was at the controls.

Joe put his finger over the “Emergency Airlock Open” button. “What’s this red button do?” Joe asked.

Janet looked over at him and smiled. “Very funny, Joe,” she said. They both had a chuckle.

Then Joe pushed the button. All the oxygen rushed out of the ship. Turns out he didn’t love living on that spaceship. Turns out he wasn’t really excited about colonizing that new planet.

Date Written: December 08, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.72727

12/16/2003 qualcomm (4): disney is the norm macdonald of short writers.
12/16/2003 Texxx: I guess Joe was really pretty miserable.
12/16/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): Yeah, that's funny as shit. But that man was my Uncle. Uncle Joe.
12/17/2003 Noah Simple (4): not even the best spaceships are safe from human frailty. that's what i learned at least.
04/7/2004 scoop (5): Har-Har! Never read this one before.
04/7/2004 mr.coffee (5): what scup said
05/27/2004 Ewan Snow (5): This is more or less perfect.
05/30/2004 John Slocum (5): Agreed. I feel terrible for Janet. La morte des innocents!
06/2/2004 TheBuyer (5): Oh comments.
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: [I love when Disney writes like this.] [It's relaxing.]
06/3/2004 John Slocum: Couldn't agree more with you there, Pony.
02/9/2005 Litcube (5): Ah, Disney shorts...
02/9/2005 Mr. Pony:
02/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Ohmigod I gave this a four!!! Reckon I owe you one, Dis!!! ney!!!
02/11/2005 Sergio (5): Janet pushed him to it.
08/26/2005 The Rid (5): I *heart* Disney shorts!