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"We live in a tender, weakened now," proclaimed Horatio. "The winds of change have died down. There is no love among the common persons for a hero. They want but television and breakfast cereal!"

Jacques knew this was a lie. He knew that the common persons thirsted for the sweat of a leader.

"You know," said Jacques, "I think you're really off base."

Horatio was hoping Jacques would say just that.

"Jacques, get my cape!" ejaculated Horatio.

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 5

09/2/2003 Ewan Snow: I like this one, if I do say so myself...
05/23/2004 scoop (5): ...yeah same here.
12/21/2004 qualcomm: i think this should be in the present tense.
12/21/2004 TheBuyer (5): for history.