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Date Written: December 09, 2003
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.31818

12/16/2003 Jon Matza (4):

1. Was this originally a flip book?

2. Enjoy Pony's rendering of the unmistakably Feldsparesque shirt.

3. The apparently unchanging level in the bowl after so much matter has presumably been consumed seems to me an artistic error. I object to this.

4. Of course the source of this short is Feldspar's own offhand remark during the debate following Danko's recent controversial short. Not a particularly ingenious premise, and a bit unfair, but hard to deny the force of the overall effect. Good job.

12/16/2003 Texxx (3): I love the artwork, but not knowing you guys personally, this makes little sense to me.
12/16/2003 Dylan Danko: Matza, you are wrong. This refers to an actual dare gone awry which forced him to undergo a painful and intrusive colonoscopy. The only thing unfair about it is that perhaps Feldy would rather forget the whole episode.
12/16/2003 Benny Maniacs (5): I know both artist and subject involved, so my rating may be a little skewed. Having said that, in my opinion, this is a perfect comic short. If I could, I would give it a six star rating. Even if I didn't know the ass-holes involved, I would still give it high marks, as it had both me and my wife laughing our asses off. The suspense is fantastic.
12/16/2003 Phony Millions (4): The second to last frame is great - the little smile. It's possible that Feldspar might try a different tactic this time, being the subject matter. He might do the high road thing and not comment. Let's see how long he holds out...
12/17/2003 qualcomm (5): i just saw it and think it's wonderful, thank you very much.
12/18/2003 Jimson S. Sorghum: I think, Matzo, that it's clear that the level of the bowl changes and what you are seeing in the final panels is just the remnants of the diarhea. Don't argue. I'm right, you're wrong.
12/21/2003 Fugu Blowfish (5): Watch out for that dysentery when you do the fecal-oral route!
12/22/2003 Will Disney: i particularly enjoy the fine detail of feldspar using toilet paper to wipe his mouth. now that makes sense - after all, he's eating a bowl of diarrhea!
02/19/2004 Dylan Danko (5): What the heck. 5 Stars!
03/15/2004 Mr. Pony: more like 'the lerpa' eats a bowl of diarrhea.
03/15/2004 Mr. Pony: That's odd. I didn't say that.
03/15/2004 Will Disney: sorry - that was me - i was "logged in" as you getting that short setup.
04/9/2004 scoop (4): Mr. Pony I think Will's on to something there. We need an update of this bad boy to account for certain changes in the community. "Lerpa Eats Bowl of Diarrhea In His Litter Box" could perhaps be a working title? Engage!
06/10/2004 TheBuyer (5): panels 4 and 5 especially
08/31/2004 Litcube (5):
08/31/2004 TheBuyer: Also, this is short #500!!
09/17/2004 qualcomm: oh, i knew he was just going to continue eating the bowl of dirrhea after the tenth panel.
09/17/2004 scoop: Really? That's funny, because I was sure by panel 11 he would be righteously cussing everyone out. And while we're here what the hell happened to Fugu Blowfish?
09/17/2004 qualcomm: what, scoop? i can't read your words, obscured as they are by the thick haze of unsupported opinions from over on pony's side of the fence, where you now find yourself, wandering aimlessly in that vague, Fieldish dell, drawn ever deeper toward its "center" by the song of the pony, lulling you into a pied piper stupor, leading you onward, ever onward, your mind thirsting, parching, dying.
09/17/2004 Mr. Pony: Quit being such a baby, Summer. Don't you have a short to defend? I mean, people are saying things about it! Don't you have to jump in at every comment and add all the nay-sayers to your list of worthless idiots? Don't you have to explain to the unwashed masses why your work is so inherently, objectively funny, and how everyone who says different is obviously stupid? Who's going to carry on Texxx's Legacy of Defensiveness, if not you?
09/17/2004 qualcomm: i'm perfectly calm, pony. calling you and scoop idiots, and perfectly calm.
09/17/2004 Mr. Pony: What? I never said you weren't. Now run along, before someone tampers with the brittle lattice of your point of view.
09/17/2004 scoop's brain: (cough, cough) Oh, God. So thirsty...need water...need truth...need well timed rehashed jokes from the 90s...(cough, hack)...please someone fill my vat hooked up to tubes in a top secret facility with more mysterious translucent fluid containg a reduction of these things before it's too late...
09/17/2004 qualcomm: "Rehashed jokes from the 90s" - this reeks of ad hoc, on the fly opinion, scoop. What do you mean, like grunge jokes or something? What I'm saying is, to borrow an idea you once had before you were perverted, pony's mandibles have secreted an enzymatic ooze that effectively digested the signified from your words.
09/17/2004 Mr. Pony: Yuck!
09/17/2004 scoop's brain: Someone hurry! I'm whithering in to a raisin inside scoop's head!
09/17/2004 scoop: I think what my brain is trying to say Jon is that it's closing time, but don't be sad. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
09/17/2004 qualcomm: "This is a fiver. I blew it." -- Scoop, on Jake Kohler.

"I totally blew it on this one. Sorry, Matza." -- Scoop, on Fence Guy.
09/17/2004 scoop: There are those who think that life is nothing left to chance A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance. A planet of playthings, We dance on the strings Of powers we cannot perceive. "The stars aren't aligned Or the gods are malign" Blame is better to give than receive. You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear I will choose free will.
09/17/2004 Mr. Pony: Sometimes life is like a bowl of diarrhea!
05/5/2005 TheBuyer:
05/5/2005 Mr. Pony: You what?
05/5/2005 TheBuyer:

07/9/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (2.5): it's just pudding or else that is disgusting