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Date Written: December 10, 2003
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.88889

Comments:
12/18/2003 Noah Simple (4): I kind of want a poster of the 3rd to last frame on my wall.
12/18/2003 Dylan Danko (5): Mr. Pony rides again.
12/18/2003 Ewan Snow: While I enjoyed this comic, I have to say that I resent the often represented/believed/repeated notion that playing with the "parts" of a colossal woman (in relative terms) would be anything less than as great as it seems at first glance. Of course it would be great!!! What the F???!!! For a recent example of this trend, consider Almodovar's last picture...
12/18/2003 Ewan Snow: By the way, a more interesting discussion might have been to consider the harsh acidic environment of the vagina rather than the inert flesh outcropping of the nipple.
12/18/2003 Jon Matza (5): A triumph for Pony
12/18/2003 Phony Millions: Ewan, I'm just not with you there. I think Mr, Pony aptly shows that the nipple just becomes this big fleshy thing, kind of grotesque, if it's as big as you are. Now if it was lactating that might be a different story.
12/19/2003 Ewan Snow: Everybody's SO eager to point out that this wouldn't actually be great in real life. Humbug! It's still my fantasy and you can't take it away!!!
12/19/2003 qualcomm: you also have to take into account the point brought up in gulliver's travels -- that at that size ratio, the giant's skin would look terrible to one so small, all pores and blemishes. give it up it snow, give it up. i've quoted it before and i'll quote it again: "SEX IS UGLYYYYYYYYY!"
12/19/2003 Benny Maniacs (5): He'd better watch out if she doesn't know he's there and might gets squooshed! I'm only playing!
02/10/2004 Will Disney (5): just re-read this one....
03/23/2004 mr.coffee (5): Remember Ant Man or ATOM Man? Thats exactly the kind of fantasies I had when I read those comic books! A most spectacular little strip Mr.Pony. Hats off to you!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: ATOM man? You mean The Atom? Ray Palmer?
03/23/2004 mr.coffee: yeah THE ATOM. I think he use to bang THE WASP, and they were all part of the Avengers
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Naw, that's Ant Man. Ant Man was married to The Wasp. Then he became Giant Man, Then Goliath, then Yellowjacket. Then he went insane, and started punching the Wasp. They got a divorce. It was sad. The Atom Was in the Justice League.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: But you knew that, didn't you?
03/23/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: The Ant man beat the wasp lady did he not? That's so today. And they wrote that then. Very impressive. There's an Atom in Justice League, and an Atom in Justice Society. That one is very short. Like a wee person. Pony I was really hoping that this short was going to be a tribute to everyone's favorite Japanese import: Micronauts. But Oh well, I guess a tribute to Goliath sized boobies is also important. dashed good job, old man.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: According to "SEARCHING FOR ACME", searches for "Microman" hit Acme quite a bit. That's Micronauts, isn't it? I wasn't actually shooting for that, but I hope someone looking for a MIB Acroyear or Force Commander hits this page. It might "brighten up their day".
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Hmmm. BARON KARZA! BARON KARZA! BARON KARZA!
03/23/2004 qualcomm: i like when pony makes in-jokes to himself.
03/23/2004 qualcomm: anyway, baron karza is obviously from Dune, you big, fat dummy. i anticipate your correction. asshole.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: I know you're kidding, otherwise I'd open up a can of comic store wisdom that would make those wine discussions look like a physics lecture.
03/23/2004 qualcomm: highlight the white space after my previous comment for my response.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Wow! That's quite a trick! I wish I'd thought of that. I love the Lerpa! I want to have like a thousand of his babies!!
03/23/2004 qualcomm: hmmm, that's a creepy thing you wrote...
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: This is a really interesting technique. If it catches on, we could have several levels of communication happening simultaneously. I know it will never catch on. Why am I even suggesting it? Stupid! Stupid!
03/23/2004 qualcomm: seriously, is that a typo in the first invisible comment you left??
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: The Lerpa! I wholeheartedly back up what I said in my first invisible comment!
03/23/2004 qualcomm: ok, dude, whatever.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: You suck!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Throwaway Comment 01
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Throwaway Comment 02 now i'm going to deface my own short and blame it on you.
03/23/2004 qualcomm: sorry. the lerpa was briefly drunk on power.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Lerpa! Quit changing my comments!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Dude, you fucked up my short! What is wrong with you?
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: I can't believe you did that.
03/23/2004 qualcomm: how dare you!!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh yeah, I guess someone else happened to write your name on my short while you were abusing your administrator powers. Okay, who was it? Come forward, now.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Duh, duh, I am a retard, duh!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: I wrote that on my own short. I confess.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Cut that out!
03/23/2004 qualcomm: oh, i just saw your invisible comment after Throwaway Comment 02. Good one, Pony!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Okay, truce, Lerpa.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: You win, The Lerpa!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: oh my god! i'm punching myself in the face and cannot stop! agg! CUT IT OUT!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: The Lerpa is the BEST! The Lerpa is the BEST! The Lerpa is the BEST!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Stop! Please!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: The Lerpa, I bow to your superior intellect and will.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Man, I give up.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Don't be stupid, pony, I'm not doing anything. You wrote my name on your short yourself.
03/23/2004 crzy4karza117: Oh shit you mean this isn't a Micronaut site? I signed up for nothing! This is BULLSHIT! You guys are fucked.
03/24/2004 Dylan Danko: Hey Lerpa and Pony, how jew do that thing with the white space. Huh?? My whole world view has changed and no I don't mean weltanschuuang.
03/24/2004 mr.coffee: Mr.Pony, I'm afraid I'm very dissapointed in you! To vandalize your own art is the same as taking a shit in the living room...no self respect.
01/28/2005 John Slocum (5): Hey, look at this fantastic graphic short. I can't believe I haven't voted on this one as I've read it many times and enjoyed it.
01/28/2005 TheBuyer (5): Hey, holy shit, me neither.
01/30/2005 Litcube (5): Nor I.
01/30/2005 anonymous: Nice one, Pony. I especially liked the frame of the miniature dude prancing down the lady's breast. Was this, by the way, a consensual coupling?
1/30/2005 1:13:59 AM - Ewan Snow: Fucked if I know.
1/30/2005 1:13:27 AM - qualcomm: what are we both doing up at 1am?
1/30/2005 1:12:43 AM - qualcomm: first, this is a purely and completely original short. yours was an almost exact duplicate. second, this short ruled. your short licked my dingleberries.
1/30/2005 1:07:16 AM - Ewan Snow: QC, isn't this short highly derivative of one of Pony's other shorts? Shouldn't you nag him to post up a fresh, clean, original short? Shouldn't you give him a 10 minute ultimatum and then one star it? Where's the consistency, QC? Aren't you always harping about consistency?
1/30/2005 1:04:10 AM - qualcomm: i found the bumblebee highly erotic.

01/30/2005 Jon Matza: Why didn't the below QC-Snow exchange appear in 'user feedback'? How many other cruc convos have we been missing on account of Disney's cut-rate sitework?
01/30/2005 qualcomm: because they're not real comments. what you're seeing is a trompe l'oeil carefully crafted by pony. he gets nervous when mom (ewan) and dad (me) argue, so he constructs a little fantasy world where everything is okay and he feels safe.
01/30/2005 Jon Matza: That's not true, is it? That'd be deranged. And why would they still be arguing in the 'safe' fantasy world? Now I could maybe see some diabolical figure perpetrating such a fraud as a way to advance his own agenda...but not Pony!!!
01/30/2005 qualcomm: yeah, they're arguing, but there's a kind of "aw shucks, what are we fighting for?" sentiment reached at the end of the exchange.
01/30/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: Seriously? This is diabolical.
01/30/2005 Mr. Pony: I may have pioneered technique, but this isn't my handiwork. I suspect a certain bandicoot's been burning the midnight oil.
01/31/2005 The Finch: Evidence would seem to implicate Streifenbeuteldachs.
signed,
The Finch
01/31/2005 The Finch: Evidence would seem to implicate Streifenbeuteldachs.
signed,
The Finch