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You're The Star! 40 Thrilling Endings!


You are hiking through the Rattlesnake Forest when you come upon a clearing in the trees. There’s a large chest sitting in the clearing and you open it up. Inside, you see a beautiful maiden! The maiden is holding a map and a sword.

“Brave adventurer, you have been chosen! Adventure awaits you! Please take one of these items to begin your quest.

The map and sword glow ominously before you.

If you pick up the sword, go to page 21.

If you pick up the map, go to page 21.

You fucking idiot!

Date Written: December 11, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.75

12/19/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): That was very good, in a consdescending way - but condescend not - those books are the way of the future.
12/21/2003 Texxx (4): Now I feel bad about having read these books. Thanks for nothing.
12/21/2003 Ewan Snow: I found the last sentence VERY insulting, not to mention confusing. Disney, please explicate!
12/22/2003 scoop (3): "F" you, Will. You too Benjamin Maniacs.
12/22/2003 Will Disney: f me? f you!
12/22/2003 Will Disney: dammit i wish i could vote for my own shorts.
03/18/2004 Mr. Pony (4): So the maiden died weeks ago of asphyxiation, right?