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Dear Bruce,
It was so wonderful to hear from you! Thank you ever so much for the photographs. However, they seem to indicate that you may be suffering from a false impression of me and I hope you don’t mind if I take this opportunity to correct it. In my last letter, I was refering to a particular type of jazz singing that consists of improvised nonsense syllables sung to an improvised melody.

All my love,
Percy

Date Written: December 13, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 3.66667

Comments:
12/23/2003 Phony Millions (4): Ha! Fecality lives on in Dylan's polite letter approach.
12/23/2003 qualcomm: ahem
12/23/2003 Dylan Danko: Oi Vay. Will's splendid short did not consciously enter my mind when i composed this. I say consciously b/c I obviously read it when it was published. I guess there are some similarities - it's a letter, there are photographs - but nothing else. Disney's short addresses the fiber optic communication of the modern era while I tackle more traditional modes.
12/23/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): Is this in reference to something? I don't understand it but it makes me think of funny things. Funny har har? or funny funny.
12/23/2003 Dylan Danko: Stop harassing me, asshole!
12/23/2003 Will Disney: ha
12/24/2004 Shane Mahoney (1): I fail to see how this piece addresses the pressing issue of how we are moving forward in our application of the North American ideal of preservation and the stewardship of our vital natural rezources.
01/12/2005 TheBuyer (4): please post the photographs.
01/12/2005 Dylan Danko: Trust me, not a good idea.
01/12/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
01/12/2005 cuntry: i want to get it. i don't. this should be marked inside i think, no?
01/12/2005 qualcomm: oh, cuntry.
01/12/2005 Litcube (5): Cuntry: Skittly do op bob bo. Skattly do op bop bop BOOo.
01/12/2005 Dylan Danko: Yes it should be marked inside!
01/12/2005 qualcomm: cool. now do your impression of its other definition.
01/12/2005 Litcube:

01/13/2005 Dylan Danko: Good job, Litcube. Is that Mr. Poopy?
01/13/2005 Litcube: Mr. Poopy Head.
01/13/2005 TREE: I thought that was the Rid's tongue after all that ass licking.
01/13/2005 TREE: I thought that was the Rid's tongue after all that ass licking.
01/13/2005 Litcube: What a silly thing you said! Why would The Rid's tongue be on Mr. Poopy Head? You are a silly!
01/13/2005 scoop: AN silly, silly.
01/13/2005 Litcube: Look what you have done to Mr. Poo Head. "There is no tongue on my head you silly pants," said Mr. Poo Head. "I am an sad Mr. Poo Head now. You will always be a silly!"

01/14/2005 anonymous: litcube, i presume you think you're being funny. however, your constant maligning of our previously uncontaminated works has long since breached the forgiving boundary of embarrassing irritation.
01/14/2005 scoop: Oh, shut the fuck up anon, whether your being sarcastic or not. F-ing F-er.
06/17/2005 The Rid: I never saw TREE's comment before. I'm glad he's dead.