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He came into her Grand Opening, somehow feeling that the best was now behind him.
"You're the type of nit-wit that cuts his banana before he peels it, aren't you", she said.

Date Written: December 17, 2003
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 2.5

12/24/2003 anonymous (1):
01/19/2004 Mr. Pony: I think this one has been overlooked. Maybe.
03/28/2004 Mr. Pony: And thusly, I vote.
03/28/2004 Mr. Pony: I said, I VOTE.
03/28/2004 Mr. Pony: This is me, trying to vote.
03/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Hrrrrrrrrrnh.
03/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Hrm. What's going on here?
03/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Ghhhhhhh.
03/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh. I've already voted on this short. I can't vote again. For some reason I voted anonymously on this short. I wonder what I voted? I hope it was a good vote, with many stars.
03/29/2004 Mr. Pony: I may have had too much to drink, just now.
03/29/2004 Mr. Pony: I apologize for any typographical errors that may have occurred.'
11/12/2004 TheBuyer (4): Without breaking it down, this rating should be shared with Mr. Pony for obvious reasons.