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Within a matter of days you - the Acmeshorts community - will molest me and threaten to kill me if I tell my parents. This will give me lifelong nightmares, make it impossible for me ever to achieve emotional intimacy with a life partner and, very likely, result in my molesting others who visit the site later on. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Date Written: December 18, 2003
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 3.2

12/26/2003 Benny Maniacs (3): I like that you are bringing something different to the table, however, I equally dislike that you are bringing something different to the table.
12/26/2003 qualcomm: i like that this is a prediction of certain molestation
12/26/2003 Ewan Snow (4): Jon, this molesting we're about to give you does NOT have to result in you becoming a predator yourself. Please break the cycle!
12/31/2003 Dylan Danko: How many days? I have to find my lube.
03/5/2004 annebot (1): To me it sounds like someone needs to go from wearing acme shorts to slipping on a pair of acme PANTS (rubber ones?)
06/15/2004 TheBuyer (4): may the circle be unbroken
11/5/2004 The Rid (4):